"Tourist Trap," or "Who Was She, and Never Talk to Her Again,"
a short play set on a Sunday, when all the F's to give closed at 6.
Setting: Union Square. Two young women are walking to get to the station.
Woman 1: That's why you have to tell people who are visiting the city where to go, because they can get caught in tourist traps.
Woman 2: I know right? One of my friends actually went to Olive Garden in Times Square.
Woman 1: (Bright flash) Who was she? And never talk to her again. (Lights dim.)
(The End.)